Everything you've heard about cancer isn't true it's actually cool and a good hang. All it does is give you intense chills, hot flashes, nightmares, blisters, mouth sores, anemia, a compromised immune system, the destruction of your bone marrow, malaise, fatigue to the point that keeping your head up is hard, gross things I don't want to write on the public page, acidic urine, depression, anxiety, rubbery skin, brain fog, intense stomach pain and your mouth tasting like nickels all the time. It's genuinely not that bad.

Written and Starring: Sam Sweere